I am sorry I ride a bike on roads

 

I was raised on guilt.  I was taught to have guilt without sex, to feel guilty if I was not feeling guilty, and that guilt is what norwegian-american lutherans are good at.

But don't get me wrong, I realize that I had a great childhood despite not realizing it at  the time.

Anyway with that in mind I would like to apologize on behalf of all the bicycle commuters who get in the way of vehicles as drivers travel around.  I get the impression we mess up their/your driving experience.  I am trully sorry for that.

Live with it.